Found one of the hidden underground sewers.Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.Killed someone with a flying jump kick.Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill.Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake. Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.Killed all of the book protestors in the library.And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree.Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less.Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
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